Really nailing my timing at the moment, got some great shots of the boys at football today. ⚽️ πŸ“·

πŸŽ₯ Watching Sausage Party (2016)

A sausage strives to discover the truth about his existence.

Funny when high πŸ˜‚

Macquarie Field.

These 5am @TheMatildas games are much easier to get up for. Norway will be tough, but Australia can beat them if we play to our potential. βš½οΈπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

πŸŽ₯ Watching Lost in Translation (2003)

A faded movie star and a neglected young woman form an unlikely bond after crossing paths in Tokyo.

An all time favourite.

πŸŽ₯ Watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Missing Pieces (S6.E1)

Scattered across the galaxy, the team works to find their footing in the wake of losing Coulson.

πŸŽ₯ Watching Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too (S5.E3)

A lonely teenager yearns to connect with her favorite pop star - whose charmed existence isn't quite as rosy as it appears...

Not a good episode.

πŸŽ₯ Wayching Archer: Archer: 1999 – The Leftovers (S10.E3)

Pam's sandwich ruins everyone's dinner by releasing something deep inside of them.

πŸ”— Man battles landlord after facing eviction over β€˜emotional support duck’

β€œMy landlord tried to evict me for having an emotional support duck,” he wrote on his Facebook page.

Oh dear… πŸ™ˆ

πŸ”— Israel Folau Instagram post: Wallabies star brutally roasted online

Israel Folau has been savagely roasted on social media over his controversial public plea for $3 million in donations.

If you donate to this, you’re effectively stating that you support Folau and his disgusting views on homosexuality. Disgraceful!

Yay! New micro.blog WWDC sticker! Big thanks to @burk for sending it to me! πŸ‘πŸ»

πŸ”— Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis: β€˜It’s over between us’

β€œBabe, what’s happening?” Kutcher asks Kunis in the video.

β€œIt’s over between us,” she responds.

Damn trolls! For a second there I thought I had half a chance with Mila! πŸ˜‚

πŸ”— Belle Gibson returns to court over failure to pay $410k fine

Belle Gibson was meant to be paying back a $410,000 fine she received for lying to Australians, the cancer fraud was racking up payments on luxury items, a court had heard.

Seriously, this is making an absolute joke of the legal process. At some point, hopefully soon, will the judge throw this thief in jail?

πŸ“š Just finished reading Ambush by James Patterson and James O. Born.

πŸŽ₯ Watching Jessica Jones: A.K.A Everything (S3.E13)

An old friend visits Jessica as she sets out on an agonizing mission and learns the true cost of being a hero.

πŸŽ₯ Watching Jessica Jones: A.K.A A Lotta Worms (S3.E12)

As Trish makes a move on Sallinger, Jessica intervenes -- and ends up caught in a harrowing dance with the killer.

πŸŽ₯ Watching Jessica Jones: A.K.A Hellcat (S3.E11)

Trish revisits her troubled childhood with Dorothy while plotting to stop Sallinger and stamp out evil across the city.

Novocastrian Park.

Piggots Pharmacy.

Up early for the @TheMatildas game vs Jamaica, and I’ve got the correct day this time! πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί